I'm in my late twenties, little girl; don't flirt with me -

I've got the capabilities to program your circuitry. SLUG

 

(This is the face that makes me so desirable. This exact face.)

They're like mosquitoes. But cuter, I'll give it to 'em. 

If I could go back in time, then maybe. But I cannot, and you have frontal lobes to develop. 

We can still hang out though. I'll help you get ladies your own age. 

And you can set me up with your dad!