Can I tell you what's stupid? Getting dressed in October. It's going to be eighty degrees tomorrow. 

Although honestly maybe it's a blessing because what's also stupid is: Buying tall boots when you have calves the size of a grown man's neck. I went into Macy's on purpose and had no luck, shopped online until my eyeballs fell out of my head and had no luck, finally decided to take a shot on some boots from a popular plus-sized clothing retailer and guEsS WhAT now I'm hauling those boots to work with me tomorrow so that the UPS man can disappear them from my life.